She never shuts up
I don't know what is going on with my computer today. I can't log onto hotmail - it keeps giving me a server error. I am unable to stream my Adam Corolla clips - I have no idea why. It works every other day. I'm sure the idiot computer guy here did something to the computers and now they are all slow and fucked up. He should just leave well enough alone.
The fine people over at the U.S. Treasury direct deposited my tax refund in my account yesterday. Good times! I'm ready to go shopping.
The new girl at work is getting on my last nerve. She never fucking shuts up. All day she is constantly drivelling on and on about nothing. She is always interrupting me for no reason. She's loud and abrasive and annoying. She's trying way too hard to fit in. The receptionist doesn't like her either. I wear headphones all day and listen to music or the Adam Corolla Show to try and drown her out, but she'll still sit there and try to talk to me - even when I'm wearing the headphones. So annoying.
Well, that's all I have right now. Does anyone have any creative ideas on how I can get the new girl to shut up? Please share!
posted by CarmenSinCity at
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
16 Comments:
I used to work in a very small office and we had a summer intern who would not shut up for five minutes. One day a co-worker and I invited the intern to lunch with us. At lunch co-worker and I ranted about a former intern who spent the whole day talking and never getting any work done and how that annoyed the hell out of us. None of that was true, but our intern got the hint and finally shut up at the office.
February 26, 2008
Duct tape.
February 26, 2008
Crazy Glue or the old tried and true "Shut the fuck up bitch we all hate you!"
February 26, 2008
Well you could always turn to her and say something like "Hello? Headphones here! What does that mean? It means I'm listening to something and if you didn't fucking notice I'm kind of busy just like you supposed to be. So if you don't mind stopping your incessant fucking rambling about nothing and leave me the hell alone for a while I'd appreciate it. K? Thanks."
But, that would be rude I guess. ;-)
February 26, 2008
Introduce the new girl to blogging...then she can annoy everyone online.
February 26, 2008
Compliment her tits.
February 26, 2008
People who go on, and on, and on at work DRIVE ME CRAZY too. We have someone similar... blah!!
February 26, 2008
Give her the link to your blog.
February 26, 2008
Nope...see how you jump all over somone...Hotmail has been having ups and downs all day.
February 26, 2008
Tell her you are going to a lesbian party. Ask her if she to join.
February 26, 2008
That is too funny that you have headphones on and she still tries to talk to you! LOL!!!
February 26, 2008
Introduce her to Waffles at the next bloggers gathering in Vegas....
February 26, 2008
That really sucks to have someone yapping at you all day. I had a similar problem with a coworker not long ago and I would just do a distacted sigh or uh huh and walk off. It eventually worked. Can't believe the headphones don't work...she's tough!
February 26, 2008
Ear plugs for you - that is all I got.
February 26, 2008
Hotmail has been acting up the lsat couple of days. It's acting up today too so it's not YOUR computer per se.
I wish I could give you some insight on that annoying coworker though. That does suck.
I know...play her that rap song....You gotta big mouth, big mouth and you neva shut up!
February 27, 2008
"Shut the fuck up" generally works for me
February 27, 2008
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